Sunday, November 29, 2009
Jane's so smart, Connie's so lucky and Dick's such a dick.
Oh boy, isn't this cliche? Definitely, I would say.
That aside, I'm such a proud owner of a nano that has recently been loaded with filthily "i've-never-heard-that-song-before" songs.
Borrow it and you'll totally understand what I'm getting at, I'm hoping it's just a phase. An obsessive one. HAHAHAH.
Life's been treating Jac pretty well though.
5kilos off the scale. I'm halfway there momma!
And being in the arms of the L of my L for 2 whole days, I've never felt luckier <3
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
JENNIFER BEALS IS SO FECKING HOT, I COULD JUST GO MAKE OUT WITH HER RIGHT NOW!!!
♥ disguised at { 12:19 AM }
Friday, November 20, 2009
It's exactly 11:06 pm on a Friday night and the love of my fecking life has gone to sleep. Boooo...The only form of entertainment I'll be getting for the rest of the night is anything and everything from the good ol' teevee, cuz guess what?
I stupidly left my laptop adaptor in the lab and my laptop is left with 27% of battery life. Isn't that great? Shingz.
I NEED TO WATCH "BLAH WORD" LIKE NOW!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
It's just so awesome in a sick and disgusting manner, but then again it makes Gossip Girls/ 90210/ Ugly Betty/ Greys Anatomy and all the other English drama serials look soooooooooo bad.
I totally can't imagine the state I'll be in if I were to come to the end of season six. Cold turkey, probably?
UN-BER-LEE-VER-BERL.
♥ disguised at { 11:07 PM }
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
For the past 7 years of menstruating, never have I felt this awful.The monthly thing is coming to me like a bloody monsoon (no pun intended), flowing as though I've been consuming blood in my daily diet for the past one month.
Bad cramps, I never knew a single thing about it until this very faithful day.
While the stomch is continuously churning with nothing, the unbearable pain from the abdomen right through the spine is.... omg, indescribably horrifying! It feels as though my womb is gonna drop out from my uber hot cheebies!
The fact that I'm typing in full sentences now is just a miracle. I'm getting out of here.
I hate this.
♥ disguised at { 11:43 PM }
VIRGO (The One that Waits)- Dominant in relationships.
- Someone loves them right now.
- Always wants the last word.
- Caring.
- Smart.
- Loud.
- Loyal.
- Easy to talk to.
- Everything you ever wanted.
- Easy to please.
- The one and only.
GEMINI (Irresistible)
- Nice.
- Love is one of a kind.
- Great listeners.
- Very Good in the you know where ...
- Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
- Trustworthy.
- Always happy.
- Loud.
- Talkative.
- Outgoing.
- VERY FORGIVING.
- Loves to make out.
- Has a beautiful smile.
- Generous.
- Strong.
- THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
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Monday, November 16, 2009
I can't handle all these unknown emotional distress right now.
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
I need a little more luck than a little bit. cuz every time I get stuck the words won't fit.
And every time that I try I get tongue tied, I'll need a little good luck to get me by.
I need a little more help than a little bit, like the perfect one word no one's heard yet
Cuz every time that I try I get tongue tied, I need a little good luck to get me by this time.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Anyway, I'm starting my apple, swimming diet next week.
Yes that's right, I'm back to it and I'll do it right through christmas until the new year.
Apples supposedly have negative calories so I'll lose weight just by eating apples all day long! Fantabulous.
I'll probably save all my "food money" and get myself a whole new wardrobe when I've finally get these jiggly wobbly things off me.
As much as I (and BB wants to...), I'll try to retain the size of the boobs and ass as it is. Hahah. I'll be the perfect model for L word season 7 then. Yipeedeedoo!
I'm never gonna be this, it sucks. But I'll try.
Watch me.
♥ disguised at { 10:47 PM }
Monday, November 09, 2009
First things first, my fats are conquering my body. I'm such a dead blob of fat.Anyway, I miss how my long hair looks on my oh-so-big face and trying to shadow every inch of extra skin possible.
Oh, how pretty it was. Darn the present shittius mop in the peak of the body.
It started off one sunny day when the parents of this little rascal decided to put her into the famous everybody-has-heard-of CHIJ Primary school...
Didn't she realise she was on a journey to put that colourful badge above her smexy school crest.
She did all sorts of brainless nonsensical shit while in that asylum. Punishment= One for all, all for one. 
She met a hell lot of friends while in the midst of the daily mayhem and they took over the torch of "stupidity is happiness" everywhere they go.
Not forgetting those from TWPC, they're no better than a redass baboon. You've thought me all the good (especially the bad in the good)! 
♥ disguised at { 9:11 PM }
Saturday, November 07, 2009
I'm saving up for my escapade. Please donate.
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Fark Mai Laiff! I'm as huge as a humpback whale.
I'm gonna cry blubber, I'm gonna sweat fats cuz I'm so motherfucking FAT!
HAHAHAHA! I just had to make it rhyme, the vulgarities weren't intentional.
It's only tuesday and I'm so tired already.
I think I need to find a new purpose in life- LOSE WEIGHT AND BE A SEXY MOMMA!
Yes yes, tell me about it...
♥ disguised at { 11:38 PM }
Monday, November 02, 2009
I love how undies can be so versatile, having so many different functions.
Especially this pair, makes any ordinary human being feel so POWERFUL. Hohoho.
The pics are just priceless man. I bet you didn't know I was sniggering over skype cuz of this...
The ah long puts a superbee underwear on her head and she calculates how much money I owe her and shows it to me right in my face. Nicely!
I've been bitchy Jac today and I know it, but you still beared with her. I love you superduperwonder B!
♥ disguised at { 8:10 PM }