Thursday, July 30, 2009

EXCUSE ME, MISS SIEW FEN! (omg, I so did not just call you that. Weird much! HAH!)
You've been sleeping for the past 5 hours and you'll probably just wake up at the weirdest time later, when everyone is fast asleep.
I've been monitoring our farms and the restaurant.
We're getting richer by the second! And I can buy you a new doggie, a sponge that you'll name bob and a starfish that you'll name horny patrick! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I think I missed you today B. Hahah. Can you get up and skype me now please...

♥ disguised at { 11:56 PM }

3 medical biochemistry and 1 molecular biology lab to study tomorrow.
I feel like burning the God damn lab manuals.
I hope the number of H1N1 casualties is on the rise and that school has to be closed for the whole of next month.
Right now, looking at people walking in and out of my "restaurant" makes me feel sane.
It's times like this that I can just slap myself real hard for putting myself in this situation.
I mean, dude, it's Biomedical Science for nuts sake.
Hah! Who am I kidding?
I swear, one day this is gonna drive me nuts. You'll see.
For now, the vision's blurred and the stomach is like a wringing towel.

♥ disguised at { 2:33 AM }

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I'm in love with this and I want it NOW NOW NOW!

Sometimes you just reach a point of your life when you're able to seek solace in the simplest thing, nature.

Leopard prints, tiger ones and maybe some snake skin (oops!) excite me the most nowadays.
Somehow those repetitive patterns, swirls and random circular morphology appeal to me a whole damn lot!

I'll go dream about them tonight. Goodnight!

♥ disguised at { 12:44 AM }

Monday, July 27, 2009

"All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes" - Megan Fox.
Omg, Megan Fox is so hot hot hot and she speaks so much sense sense sense. What a genius genius genius!
I think I'm gonna fail my practical tests unless....
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hahah
I'm gonna study Crazy Taxi and Restaurant City right now!

♥ disguised at { 10:04 PM }

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Once it hits august, my heads gonna blow!
Presentation, lab prac tests, exams... Let them burn in hell! Muahahahahah!
I'm gonna die this semester but whatever.
I think facebook games are damnass cool! Hahah.
I've been spamming restaurant city, farmville and CRAZY TAXI everyday and everynight. It's driving me nuts!!!
My eyes are boggly woggly.
Daddy says I'm addicted to the computer and I'm gonna become antisocial if this continues. Like wth?!? Hahahah.
Anyway, blogger still suck. I can't post no pictures up.
No pictures, no love. Shitty shitty bang bang!

♥ disguised at { 11:01 PM }

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Blogger is screwed up and I mean what I say.
There's something wrong with the whole posting page, it's messed up.
I had my daily does of animal prints and was even planning to share my joy of tiny leopard spots but this crazy thing ain't letting me do that.
I shall do it tomorrow, or maybe the day after, as soon as this problem is solved.
Blogger, you're disgusting.
Ok, I've said my piece. Toodles!
I'm running along to get many many stuff.
More more more animal prints for the jungle girl! This is neverending.... Yipee!

*Please note that I said animal prints and not animal skin. I'm totally not into those gruesome stuff. Let's change the world people!

♥ disguised at { 7:16 PM }

Babygirl, your veins, arteries and capillaries are gonna burst any minute.

You can like breathe fire through the phone.

You're super worked up now and I wanna go over and give you a super super HUGE hug this instance.

Past consumption of redbull ain't gonna do you any good at this point of time cuz you'll probably just get a stroke. Tsk.

And you're being so vulgar when you're always the one asking me to stop cussing and swearing. Hahah.

Doggy will be with you tonight, tomorrow and sunday, till the mighty jac comes into action!

I love you so much B and you know it. Oh yes you do!

Don't be angry k cuz it's so not worth it, at all. I swear. Breathe in..... Ooooooh-saahhh......

♥ disguised at { 12:54 AM }

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Dude, like what's up with the junk food song?
I just heard it and it was revolting.
Pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and macdonalds... What the motherfcuk?!?
Don't listen to it, I swear it's retarded. Spastic at the maximum.
I just feel so critical today. FTW.

♥ disguised at { 12:53 AM }

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Check this trishaw rider out.

He was totally sleeping with his mouth open so widely.

A whole bunch of tourist laughed and stopped to take a shot of this too, I swear.

How often do you get to see a stupid snake slithering aimlessly in the middle of the road

Sean looked like a frigging condom, I'm serious.

Jolene Low, your hand gesture is rather suggestive and explicit. Omg, please!

And good try on the C and O thing. Lamer. Hahaha.

Molecular Biology lab test on ethidium bromide tomorrow.
Medical Biochemistry presentation on wednesday.
Medical Biochemistry quiz on friday.
Sucks like shit. Screw them all!
"Duck chore". What the fcuk Amanda?!?

Anyway, I just saw what the title of the previous post was.

Oh boy, was I highly disturbed. Hahahahahah.

I feel like every ounce of modesty have been stripped away from me by my own intitial innocent intention of playing a frigging recorder!

Why can't I play my recorder in peace!?! Hah.

In fact, I've got no idea why there're so many of it in my house. 4 in total!

Therefore I can conclude that that the Moks are a family of blowers! Sweeeet.

I bet Jolene has a whole cluster of banana trees in her house. Am I not right?

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

♥ disguised at { 11:38 PM }

horny jac look.

The jac blow

The satisfied jac

Hi B,i thought u will like to see how u looked like on skype doing a blowjob hahahahaha

♥ disguised at { 12:35 AM }

Saturday, July 18, 2009

I'm pretty much surprised cuz I furrr-reeeee-king found this in my phone.
Is that frowny frowny eyebrows or what? Yes yes yes!
I just realised it. Whatever, they just amuse me! HAHAHAHAHAH
Excuse me B, can you stop sleeping with that smelly "kay-leng" spongebob and faster wake up.
Come and play noobass reversi with the jacpants.
Win me and you'll get horny patrick dickfish as a prize! WHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
What the hell. See, I'm self-entertaining. Quickly wake up before I go berserk! Hahah.
Ok, that totally rhymed. And that was also prove to the existence of shakespearian blood flowing through my veins. Wooohooo!
I (fill-in-the-blank) you very sooooper, dooper, trooper, cooper, looper, pooper much.
I bet you know what it is cuz you always say so. Hahaheeheehahaho

♥ disguised at { 4:59 PM }

Friday, July 17, 2009

Beside all that screwed up plans and failed attempts to get everyone to agree on one simple decision, everything else was fine I guess.
The past few days have probably been a reality check. The fragility of life is scary.
With people leaving one after another, the rate it's going is just crazy.
I'm gonna say this now cuz we never know what's gonna happen the next minute.
I love daddy, I love mummy, I love mei mei, I love adeline lover, I love friends and most of all I love you B. Very very much yaww!

♥ disguised at { 11:00 PM }

Thursday, July 16, 2009

For a moment I thought of letting this blog free for the day and maybe with a little hope that some roaming pair of eyes might happen to catch a glimpse of whatever yours truly is typing now.

Ok, I'll just go straight to the point.

The way you're acting like an angel when I know very well what's up your sleeve, simply disgust me to the core.

Denying all your flaws for God-knows-how-many-times ain't getting you anywhere, you're the weak one.

Showing off your "skill" of being able to read everyone inside out is downright bullshit.

The fact is that you know nuts about them and you're just trying to make yourself sould like a genius.

If making others sound so negative and small is the way you're trying to make yourself look flawless and brilliant, then I'm telling you it ain't gonna work out.

Insecure? Minimal self-esteem? Jealous? Paranoid? Pessimistic?

Please. Can't you see it all so clearly now? It's you who's being all of the above and not me.

You're just living in denial, you're doing things with the purposes all so apparent.

You're being so transparent. Yes, it's you and not anyone else.

So stop pointing your fingers at others and going about your adventure of telling fucking untrue tales about them. Stop assuming!

Please have your soul, head and mind checked before you embark on some new journey of tomorrow.

You weren't invited in here for a reason but today you are, well, for a good reason too.

Don't ask me if it's you I'm talking about cuz damn, you're right!

And perhaps this whole pretence has gotta stop cuz I think I'm starting to hate you. Even more than I did yesterday.

Don't even try.

Ps. Whoever's eyes is going through this, please don't ask if it's you I'm talking about.

Ask only if you're guilty.

♥ disguised at { 11:20 PM }

It feels like tomorrow's saturday. Somehow.

School's getting me so worked up.

No wait a minute, school is fine but lectures are not! Especially Bioinfo.

I was this close to stabbing a pen through my chest during BIF lecture this faithful morning.

It was a complete waste of time. Dude, this module doesn't make sense at all.

Not like I've been listening up but not even those regular lecture go-ers can answer the questions during her lecture.

Now, how do we explain that?

Ok, friday's gonna be an escapade. 3 hours official break but it'll be one added hour of self-proclaimed rest time. Away from the INAC people. Don't bother, it's spastic too.

I feel like having Ben and Jerry's now. I want my mac & cheese, strawberry milkshake, blue cheese bufallo wings, pancakes drenched in maple syrup, blueberry muffins and lotsa cod fish this instant.

I'm sucha pig, I swear. Fats in the house yaww!

Hearts hearts hearts everywhere and I mean, EVERYWHERE damn it! Wooohooo.

Something just hit my mind, but I forgot what it was.

♥ disguised at { 1:13 AM }

Monday, July 13, 2009

She left us, just 20 minutes ago. When I was happily skype-ing.
Who was to know that the next beep of the message tone was one that contained all the grief of something that we all hope was a mistake or some sort of bad joke.
It was expected but it's too soon.
I grew up with her around, from the very day my existence was made known till this very day. It stings.
Mommy is getting alot of calls and messages. It's gonna be a busy night.
Everyone's utterly lost, shocked and speechless, even the younger ones.
I guess we're just all old enough to understand what it is like to be going through this.
That 5 lettered word haunts like nightmare.
Everybody's trying to keep their tearducts under control, but it's not gonna be for long.
We can't help but to wonder, wonder what's going through her family's head?
Does Isaac and Kate know what's happening?
What's going to happen to those two kids?
What's gonna happen to the whole family?
How different will life be for them after this?
Who is Uncle Joel going to lean on when he needs strength in future?
Such questions don't occur to us at all, but only until it happens to someone close then do we realise that there're so may things they have yet to do on this earth.
The next few days is going to be hard, especially for all our mothers.
Although they're just friends but they were like sisters, or even closer.
This is gonna be difficult and trying but we'll pull through it. Together.
Everyone's leaving, it's scary.
We all love you Aunty Amy. I hope you're happy where you are.

♥ disguised at { 10:30 PM }

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Flea market with lover was... interesting?
It was good cuz we finally got to meet. It's been a really long time.

But 7 hours in homeclub doing nothing except for people-watching is no joke, i tell you.

No internet connection, no computer games in my laptop (though there was lemonade tycoon but it's danm boring, no weirdass clowns goofing around and making us LOL like we always do. Basically, no form of entertainment besides commenting on the "nodding buddha" and some other individuals.

OMG! I saw that nerd today. Yes, SL i'm talking about you. I just felt like calling you a nerd cuz you totally look like one. Hahahahah.

Finally too!

Anyway, all was cool EXCEPT fot the fact that jolene low wei ling is being such a moron.

She's happily webcamming oreo at this very moment and she's not saying a single word about anything.

She's keeping everything till her WEDDING DAY! Pffft! Oh wow, how exciting.

Stop smirking and singing to yourself luh ballzzzzzzzzzz. Hahaha. You shittius!

Love you B, for coming all the way to clark quay for a really short while just for me to see you!

You had to take a train back alone and as usual, went on your little mini adventure AGAIN. Hah.

I lubb-dubb you bay-beee!

Let me tell you your secret for you k, you belong to me and only me! You're my fishy that I'm not gonna share, not even your fins or scales! Hahah.

♥ disguised at { 1:46 AM }

Thursday, July 09, 2009

School had better end quickly tomorrow! Bioinformatics will just burn every single cell alive in my brain, counting down to the end of tutorial will be hell worse.
I swear upon the name of..... my barbie dolls that bioinfo is the boringest module anyone can ever take. And again, I swear.
I hate even weeks to the shit core!
Fridays on odd weeks are just pure bliss, it feels goooooood.
Anyway, I'm outta here. The thoughts of having some time-wasting tutorial for 2 murderous hours tomorrow just gets me suicidal.
One last thing, I'm going for BS tomorrow!!! After like how long? 2 months?
YESSS! I know, i'm very proud of myself too. Thank you.

♥ disguised at { 11:57 PM }

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

In our darkest hour, in my deepest despair,
Will you still care?
Will you be there?
In my trials and my tripulations, through our doubts and frustrations .
In my violence, in my turbulence, through my fear and my confessions.
In my anguish and my pain, through my joy and my sorrow.
In the promise of another tomorrow, I'll never let you part.
For you're always in my heart.

♥ disguised at { 10:37 PM }

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Blogger is getting on my nerves, I can't upload any pictures or videos. Can you beat that! I feel so restricted, this sucks. Blogger sucks.
Omg, that reminds me of the "suckballs" incident!
Not gonna go into the details but Chester is such a hero for saving my ass big time. Hahahah.
I feel a sudden urge to swim and inline skate and run now.
Motivation has fallen upon the mighty jac!
I'm such a blob of fat, I need to move the body and loosen the blubber.
Bulb above the head just lit up- Amanda and her apples, genius! Hahahah.
Ok bye blogger, give me a buzz on my mobile when you finally decide to give me the license to upload some pics in here. Thanks and you suckballzzzzz! WAHAHAHAHAH!

Hello B, we're skyping but you're doing your project diligently (with the I'm-gonna-kill-my-stupid-dumbass-groupmates face) and wondering what I'm typing and keeping myself entertained with while you're doing your work.
So this is what's been keeping me preoccupied besides retarded youtube videos. And for once, I'm not oogling at my usual eyecandy!!! Hahahah.
I bloodyhell elle-oh-vee-ee you astro girlll. Yes yes, I'm always loving you so much everyday!
Oh and have I told you, I love your frowny frowny eyebrows too! Hahah

♥ disguised at { 10:20 PM }

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Know what the sentence was, the purpose was so apparent.
What's the existence of mortal for? It's still a wonder.
Work that complicated cell-filled organ and do the thinking.
For the queerest reason, I just don't know what I'm attempting to get at again.
I love how words just flow out without making a detour to the brains first.
Taste like candycane... It's been in my head for days, I swear.

♥ disguised at { 12:07 AM }

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Just waiting for proof that there's sunsets and silhouette dreams.
All my sand castles fall like the ashes of cigarettes.
And every waves drags me to sea, I could stand here for hours.
Just to ask God the question- "Is everyone here make-believe?"
Differences all end up in the same way.

♥ disguised at { 9:27 PM }

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

I become the stars and the moon.
I become the lover and the beloved.
I become the victor and the vanquished.
I become the master and the slave.
I become the singer and the song.
I become the knower and the known.
I keep on dancing and then it is the eternal dance of creation. The creator and creation and merge into one wholeness of joy. I keep on dancing... and dancing... and dancing, until there is only... the dance.

♥ disguised at { 10:35 PM }